Tongs FAQ

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Who are the tongs?

The standard answer to 'who is a tong?' is by way of a purely extensional definition. Every person who calls themself a tong is one. This is to reduce exclusionary behaviour, and also because the tongs have always struggled with knowing who they are individually, let along who the tongs are. Oh, I've just stated a condition of a tong haven't I...?