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RickBot Unit Mark II

Built in the mysts of time by an evil scientist hell-bent on planetary destruction, RickBot was also the former Grand Vizier of the TamtamicOrder, prior to its recent destruction at the hands of the twin god demons Tamta and Tamho.

Rickbot likes eating toast, drinking orange juice, and watching bad American teenage dramas about girls who kill vampires, boys who live on farms in Kansas or girls who were built by Manticorp Inc.

Rickbot dislikes Nazis, drinking grapefruit juice, and watching bad American teenage dramas about kids growing up near a creek.

Rickbot family motto: "Love toast, hate the Nazis"

In 2006, Rickbot, TerrieBot and Arkansas launched the AngelFilmFestival. [1]


Photos

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The first photo taken of RickBot by the Tongs. Unfortunately it's a photo of the picture on the box; how disappointed we were when we slipped him out of his polystyrene sheath. A lesson for life there: never judge a fellow by his box.

"One bottle costs 7.49, so if we get a bottle and a half, that's 9... carry the 3... umm...."

To avoid RickBot's wrath, you must keep him topped up. See how happy this makes him.


RickBot with his family (minus VanBo):

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Also see: http://www.mysterybob.com/robotsong.htm

It has a robot smiley in the title of the HTML page:

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RickBot went to Paris with Bots (photo stored here for convenience):

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RickBot also went to /Rio in 2005.


Photo of a RickBot Unit Mark III prototype, constructed expertly by MnkiFrki in anticipation of a failure of the current unit, now that the 30-year warranty has expired:

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