After structural work undertaken in Africa the entities that were Monkey and Ferkey became fused irreparably. Visitors can now enjoy the primitive architectural themes without fear of being attacked. Please leave all bicycles at the main gate.
A note on tongs etymology: When two tongs become romantically entwined, both their names become one new name and they are referred to, in the singular, by this new name. Example: MnkiFrki is in India. Similarly, Emily and Kerry are now EmboKbo.
Reasons why Frki love Mnki:
(we're gonna be collecting vomit points for this!)
- MnkiFrki walk past designer dress shop. Mnki slow down to look. Frki think "Uh-oh, shopping fun". But actually Mnki is only looking at wooden troughs holding plants outside, and wondering what type of joints they were made with.
- In a similar vein, one day far far ago MnkiFrki were walking through Brent Cross shopping centre. Frki feeling bored shopping bad. Mnki takes Frki into shoe shop. Frki sad. Mnki lead Frki straight through shoe shop without noticing any shoes - it was just a corner shop open on two sides and made a handy shortcut. Yay!