If it looks like a hedgehog, and tastes like a hedgehog, then it's probably not an orange.
-- For more words of wisdom, search GoogleGod for "gripthank"
http://www.maderlock.co.uk/
The Marderlock Family
(Specifically Lord Maderlock III)
Aim in life Seeeking to bring ruin to the Tongs dynasty since 1834, the Maderlock family has recentlly amassed a small army of ants to attack the TongsWikiServer from the inside.
Favourite phrase None shall escape my wrath (except maybe GoatBoy, who may be kept as a pet)
Favourite words Cornucopia, Bathiculpus, Jam, Calypigian, Perfidious
Current ideas for plays/films/food
- Jack and the beanstalk II. With guns and stuff - Trailer out soon
- Marmite, marmelade and fishfinger sandwich
- A fairytale where the heros and villians have no real memory of reality before the start of the show and have seperate characters to those they are fated to play. Non-conformance with the script means punishment and possible "removal" by the show's caretaker. In the end, is the enemy who it seems to be? And if it's not him either, who is it then? What do you mean we're the enemy? We can't be by definition. Who are we anyway? The audience, the heros? Er... kind of lost at this point.
- -- You're not Tom Stoppard are you, Maderlock?
- Damn. Rumbled. It's that similar huh? What if they're all dead at the start? Badger it, can no one write a metaplay from the point of view of the characters any more without seeming derivative? Maderlock burts into flame at this point and spends the next paragraph uncomfortably warm
- I love this! And the characters hate being forced into playing roles that don't suit them, and we love them for it but we can't release them from the play because we've got sucked into the plot and we know that the play isn't going to end well but WE JUST CAN'T STOP. Have you *seen* EastEnders, I'm convinced this is how it works too.-- f
- ~~~ Does anyone have a FireBlanket by any chance?
- Has anyone seen Maderlock recently? He just escaped from the ward.