The current game:
There is no current game.
the one where it quickly transpired to be an indicator
| | Itchy pirhana, itchy pirhana, la de da de da da. I'm a cheerful young boy who winks at you, but there is sanity in my twitching. I am required by law. Ball-a-ball-oh? |  |
| bear | Traffic light? | NAO! |
 | car indicator light? | SIM! |
the one where it was a cellphone
| | Each icky door knob, beach icky door knob. Door knob up our door knob. Each icky door knob. I am a pretty young girl that is ready to entertain you and bring your friends into your house. You can choose what clothes I wear, and how I do my hair. Ball oboe low? | |
 | Erm, Rudolfa? | natti |
| | Erm, a Christmas tree? | natti |
 | Is it a Borbie doll? | natti |
| | You will often find me annoying, but if you are lonely my song will cheer you up. | |
| | Doorbell? | natti |
| | The telephone perhaps? | specifically? |
| | A cellphone perhaps? | yes. well done. |
the one where the music stopped
| | I like to wear lots of skirts so that I look nice and fat. You love me when you get to me, finally, after all those trials. But mind you, I am not for the faint hearted. Bolo? Bolo? | |
 | It's obviously an artichoke | close, but no! |
| | I thought it was an onion, because normally the 'lots of skirts' one is, but they ARE nice and fat. Perhaps if it's not and onion, it's a clove of garlic? Or perhaps a cabbage? | none of the side |
| | Is it Pass-the-Parcel? And do I win a hat? | YES! YES! |
... how is pass-the-parcel close to an artichoke!?
.... It could easily have been an artichoke, but it wasn't. also, you unwrap and unwrap and unwrap and unwrap and finally get something you don't quite know what to do with.
... yeah but but, the point of the game is that all of our answers should fit! I mean, I could easily have been an archaeologist, but no one says I'm close. Anyway, mwah. --r
| | I am a friendly, bald security guard who is working at the uni tonight. I will be most likely very bored. Are you about tonight Rob? bolo bolo | |
The one where there were two clues
| SiBen | I am a container containing gateways to the world for every man, woman and child. Bolo? NB. This is not a real object. | |
| | are you the human uterus? | No. It's a word Rick says, and includes the naughtiest word in the English language. It has seven letters. Bolo? |
| | belgium? | so desu ne. |
| | is it cuntbox? | yatta! kantobokusu desu! |
Mnkiturn!
The one where Frki gets home from Spain and it in one
| Rbo | Qualamanafigginabottle, la la la: She's a mysterious old woman who is everywhere. She haunts our nightmares, follows us wherever we go, and lurks under our beds and in our kitchen cupboards. She cannot hurt you, but has been responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands. Bola bola? | |
 | It's a half used box of stale Oxo cubes, no? | I think of Oxo as a small, male dwarf |
| ? | So it can't be the girl in Don't Look Now? How about Gimli, Son of Klau? | Sure - if it was Oxo it would be Gimli. However, the clue is actually an old woman |
| | Hunger, son of Gimli, son of Klau | Nein! |
| | Some other feeling, like fear? | It is not a feeling, but likewise it has no physical substance |
| | Be it Darkness, son of Klau, protector of the nighttime realm? | Welcome home, MnkiFrki fun - and bless you, for you are korrekt! |
Coffee and Thatcher, and ideal combination:
Not easy:
| bear | Ee-pippy-waa-waa Ee-nippy LaLaLa, bolo kya kya la la. She's an old woman, you kiss her head in the morning and she slaps you awake! BoLo? | |
| rbo | Cuppakofie chhe? | Coffee chhe! Wow, you are good at this. |
Easy, but not Easy Round:
| bc | Ichnikidana, la bolo bolo - nee naw nee naw nee naw. It's an old, old woman who makes the milk evaporate and enrages the poor. Bolo bolo? | |
| bear | To give her her full name, I think this would be Margaret Thatcher, Milk Snatcher. Bolo! | Snatcher chhe |
Being forgotten by bear:
| Lata | This is an /EasyRound: Dakky dakky doo, plop plop plop... Chaale woh chalkar dil mein samaaya... Aa hi gaya woh kiya hai safaaya... Tum bhi dekho bachkar rehna chakkar mein na aana, ichak dana (It uses wiles to worm its way into the heart... once it's in it cleans you out... you too be careful, stay away from it... Bolo kya? | |
| bc | Presumably love, or something. | Sorry, I've forgotten what the answer is now. |
| bc | Oh sorry - I just saw it was an easy round. Must be misery, then? | Yeah okay, I think that's it. |
The game where the answer was the song itself:
| | Pakadaka la la Dokopoko noo noo. She is an ancient song which goes into your ear and tickles your brain. Bolololololo | |
| mnki | wind? | wind nathi chhe. |
| | Laughter? | haha nathi chhe. The song isn't really very ancient. |
| | something by BigPooGenerator? | Lies! The song is actually only 50 years old, I am very sorry. |
| bc | Sorry, I didn't see this one: it's Ichbikidana, nu? | Yes, It's the song Ichakdana Bichakdana. Your prize is a pack of Pomegranate Seeds. |
The game that ended with a funeral:
| | Tea towel a woo woo, beach towel a woo woo (shimmy) She is an old old woman; when she's cold and unwelcoming you stay a long time; when she's warm and opens her door to you your stay is but brief. bolo bolo? | |
| r | Okay, I have no idea but am gonna guess anyway: is it a fridge, because things stay fresh longer in the cold? Or perhaps it's the sweet embrace of the grave? | The second part is close but it's not the answer I have on the card. |
| r | Is it different forms of cavader disposal: burial vs. cremation? | Nn. It's the ceremony during which the cadaver is disposed of. |
| r | No idea then. | Funeral. Rickbot wins, more or less. |
The one where it is confirmed for all to see that we really do now get them in a single guess
| | (wiggles bum) (wags finger) (howls like a banshee) Its colourful roots run deep, but it isn't a tree. Its many heads peer above the ground and stare around, a hundred mouths consuming and regurgitating all day long. Bolo bolo? | |
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The one where it was fire again
| | kaka kuku kaka kuku kerrr kan. I have no mouth but I eat all I can find and all the time. But I am still always hungry. | |
| Calcifer | Is this fire again? | Damn. Yes! |
- When was it fire before?
The one where a joke answer turned out to be correct
| | Furr ree pussa, furr ree pussa, ick ban nee ma banana, la la da - he's tall and thin, and covered in eyes, and when you squeeze his mouth there's glue - la la la | |
| | is it a giraffe with lots of eyes stuck to him and a tube of glue lodged in his mouth with the cap off? | YES. Minus the eyes and the glue. These really are getting too easy. |
- Can we have more of Mnki's guju ones, like the 'tongue' one, they are good. tentu.
The one where Mnki describes a banana split
| | Ichak Bichak pah! Unzip me (sultry). Then top me (sexy). Sprinkle me (naughty). Delight in me (OhMy). Devour me (grr...). | |
| bc | A banana split? | YES. That was too easy. |
| bc | Ah, but it was good coz now I GET A GO! | |
The game where you touch the old woman told you off
| | Badal dekhe! Cham-cham nache! <stamps feet> Do-do-do-do do do! She's a friendly old woman with a warm heart. Her children smell good but don't play with them. Bolo, hena? | |
| mnki | candle? | candle natti chhe |
| bobcat | Nah - a match. Candles don't have children. | match natti |
| bobcat | Matchbox chhe? | matchbox natti chhe, isn't it. |
| kletus | Maybe a fireplace? | nope chhe. |
| mnki | oven? | Yay! Mnki wins. Mnki's go. Mnki to extend Guj course in her game. (Some answer: Momma always told you not to play with your food, right?) |
micro [Gujarati] course:
- "natti" means "not"
- "chhe" means "is" and goes at the end of every sentence
- I love the preferences page of Google Guj [1]. This is how I feel most mornings!
The game where you touch an old woman
| | Ee-chakalala, Pee-makalada, poo pa pee po pussa, She is an old woman with a bent back and if you touch her, she'll whisper in your ear. Bolobolobolo? | |
| | Be it wheat? | Idiot! |
| | Be it a phone? | Yes! |
How about an /EasyRound?
The game which wasn't a nazi chorus line
| | ee-chak-bit-flap-nik-nak na na na. A digital meeting of equals, the members salute you. Bolo bolo? | |
| | A prayer? A smile? Feet in a bed? A nazi chorus line? | Um...no |
| | Is the KKK's yahoo group? | nonono |
| r | Flipping the bird, or a V-sign? | I'm a frayed knot |
| | Is it the C++ operator ==? | What the..? No |
| | Is it an electronic game of soggy biscuit? | Eugh. Not this. No |
| | A punch? | No |
| r | Is it a very long, drawn out game where the participants start thinking they should really have an extra clue to make it more fun? | OK, keep your clothes on please. There are 10 members, and more than one meeting. Bolo bolo? |
| mnki | clapping? | Yay! |
The one where it's the Ark of the Covenant, whose holy light is so powerful it will melt your face and destroy your soul:
| r | It-nitty-daw-daw-it-nitty-la-la whoo-shoo-la-de-dar-dar. It's a beautiful box, but do not open it as it is bad for your complexion - its contents will destroy your face! (Waggles ass and finger) Bolo bolo? | |
| | Chocolate? Golden shower in the face? | Nobolobolo |
| | A packet of cigarettes? | Not literal enough |
| | An explosive of some kind? | No |
| | Is it a mouth again? | No. This is a square box. |
| | A Jack-in-the-box? | Nope. |
| | A box of potassium? | No. |
| | Oh, I don't know, is it a fucking CuntBox? | Definitely not. Clue extended. |
| TimboLangford | an explosive box wrapped in pretty paper? | It is not explosive |
| TimboLangford | a present from an evil organisation? | Sort of the opposite |
| TimboLangford | a television... | No |
| TimboLangford | I dunno... | This is apparent. |
| | Hmm, so it's either a present from a good organisation, or a non-present (ie stolen) from an evil organisation. Cunning RickLo. | It is both: it is a great gift bestowed by the powers of good, and it was stolen by an evil organisation. |
| r | Ichdikibana - la la la - (waves finger) - mi-my-mo-mu-ma-ma. It was pursued by a happy man holding a special snake, but an old old man stole it. La La La La. Bolo bolo? | |
| | (in a squeaky voice) Is it the sovereignty of Iraq? | (deep voice) Nope |
| r | Ichdikibana - la la la - the box contains ten items. | Bolo bolo? |
| | The Ark Of The Covenant | CORRECT! Well done that Hedgehog - and to think I thought the first clue was too obvious! |
| | ^^^^ Ah yes. In the film The Lost Ark (Raiders of). Good work, team! | |
For previous games, visit the page with the most contrived name: IchakdanaBichakdana/PlayOnlineOld1
I suspect this will soon become Google's only result for the phrase "Pee-makalada, poo pa pee po pussa"
- Google responds: Did you mean: Pee-makanda, poop pee po pusa? Yes, Google, that's far more sensible.