Inspired by the beautiful love poetry of DonMusic and Rosemary Clooney's Come On-A My House, here is FruitFruitLoveYourBodypart.
Rosemary sang:
Peach and pear and I love your hair-ah
spimcoot sang:
Damsons and sloes and I love your nose-ah ...although it also works for ~[elbows and toes]~.
What would you sing dear reader? Well, what would you? <aside>This shouldn't take long to degenerate into filth</aside>
- Plum, tangerine and I love your spleen-ah
- Oranges, satsumas and I love your BaZoomers-ah
- Dandylion, burdock and I love your cock-ah
- Grape, banana and what about ohana?
- Apple, fig, I love a pig in a wig
This stupid song was in my head all last night. It was like a spooky film, where I was wandering round my house and all I could hear was 'Come-on-a-my-house, Come-on-a-my-house'. Arrrgh!
- You have my gravest sympathy. When that flippin' MyMonkeyAndYourMonkey song infested ma heid, I didn't know what to do with myself. At least now we can purge our minds of one song with the other.
