 | Hi! I'm Barbara Swaines, and welcome to my Big Brother blog! Over the course of the coming weeks I'll be discussing all of the activities in the Big Brother House - who's hot, who's not, and who's up for eviction each week!! I've been on the moon for much of the past five years, however now I'm home I'm keen to get this project running. |
WEEK ONE: 18 AUGUST 2006
Shit. Seems this is the last day of Big Brother. Looks like I got back from the moon a bit too late. Apparently 'Peter' is a top favourite. Anyone heard of him? Also, someone called 'Ais' seems to be very popular. Anyone got any idea if that's a boy or a girl?
- -- Love, Barbara Swaines
WEEK ONE: 18 AUGUST 2006 - 12:34pm
Very exciting news! Apparently one of the Big Brother contestants - Caeser - was arrested! I don't know why, but presumably the police had to smash down the doors to the Big Brother House. There was probably even an SAS SWOT team involved or something. More news as we have it.
- -- Love, Barbara Swaines
Unfortunately, Barbara Swaines had to return to the Moon before ever seeing Big Brother, however she promises to update this site with information on the winner at some stage in the next seven years - check back regularly for her updates!
Of all the Tongs, only Simon is a BigBrother.
JonSnow? on Channel4 news just now was hilarious on the whole Shilpa thing. First he says he has been unable to get any comment from Channel4 on this issue, and he mentions that some people have called for Channel4's license to be pulled. Later he chats with a journalist in Delhi about how he felt to be discussing the issue with her, and that he felt he was on the Truman show. Then in the studio he has Narinda from an earlier Big Brother series (who just natters away and is ignored), and asks her if Jade's comments were too close the bone. When she just natters, he poses the same question to the other guest - "were the comments just close to the bone, or right next to the bone?" When *he* doesn't immediately answer Jon puts the question back to Narinda - "was it next to the bone, or in fact right across the bone? hmm? hmm?" I don't think I've ever seen him have so much fun. 
- Yeah, I saw this as well. They had him lounging in the Big Brother chair at one point, and did a spoof of the Big Brother voice over as they reported on the goings on in the "house" of commons. Giggle. --Nug